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Cooking With Kids: Mini-Burgers

Mini-Burgers for kids

I am slowly but surely training my kids to make their own meals via a conveyor belt method which so far is working a treat. The youngest does the messy work at the beginning, the middle child is the Comis Chef, and the eldest brings it all together at the Pass. This methodology works magnificently for omelettes, pancakes, cakes and biscuits. And also for these lovingly prepared (by the kids) mini-burgers. Which gives me plenty of time to get on with preparing dinner for my hard Working Wife.

This makes 12 mini-burgers, so they’re great for when the kids friends are round

250g beef mince
50g Parmesan cheese, grated
30g fresh breadcrumbs
1 tbsp olive oil
1 garlic clove, finely chopped
1 egg
1 tsp dried oregano
12 mini bread rolls
Cheese slices, optional
Cherry tomatoes, optional
Cucumber, optional
Carrot sticks, optional

1. Prepare a baking sheet with a piece of greasproof paper. Use your hands to mix all the ingredients for the burgers together.

2. Form the mixture into balls about the size of walnuts and flatten them. Chill the meatballs in the fridge for 30 mins., Wash your hands.

3. Fry the burgers in the oil on medium heat. Turn over after 5 mins. If the juices run clear, they’re done.

4. Carefully cut the rolls in half. Fill each roll with a cooked burger. Serve with cheese slices, tomatoes, cucumber and carrots.

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Homemade Sausage Rolls with Sweet Chilli Sauce

homemade sausage rolls

 

You could, of course, go to Gregg’s. Or you could show your kids how much you love them by making these super sausage rolls for them. Even better, if you make them see how much effort you’re putting into your love for them, you might even convince them t tidy their rooms in return. Fat chance!

Makes 8-10 big sausage rolls

1 pack puff pastry
6-8 good quality sausages (I prefer Cumberland), skinned
6-8 white mushrooms, finely chopped
1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1 tbsp thyme leaves
A little freshly ground black pepper
2 tbsp sweet chilli sauce (optional)
1 egg, beaten

 

1. In a bowl, make the sausage filling by mixing the sausage meat, mushrooms, Worcestershire sauce, thyme leaves and pepper together.

2. Roll the pastry out into a large rectangle, approx. 0.5cm thick.

3. Cut into two, lengthways and brush the edges with beaten egg.

4. Spread the sausage meat filling down the centre of one rectangle (or, if using chilli sauce, spread this down the centre first, then add the sauage filling).

 

5. Roll the pastry over the filling to meat the egg wash on the other half, then press down with a fork to seal.

6. Repeat with the other rectangle.

7. Cut into sausage rolls of your preferred size. Brush all over with egg wash.

8. Preheat the oven to 180C/Gas 4. Cook the sausage rolls for 25-30 mins, until the pastry is golden and crisp.

9. Transfer to a cooling rack and eat when they’re warm, although they’re delicious cold the next day.

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Sponsored Post: When wheat-based snacks meet art! Proof that you CAN play with your food

My kids love arts and crafts. My kids love crisps. My kids are very special and unusual, aren’t they? Different, see. Arty AND snacky. And I’ll wager that no other children on the planet are as good at combining both these unique and extraordinary talents all in one collage.

Don’t believe me? Have a look for yourself.

Behold my youngest son’s depiction of Andy Warhol’s famous War of the Rockets and Cameras, through the medium of Jacob’s new wheat-based, funny-shaped snacks, Oddities. To the untrained eye, this might just look like he’s spilt a packet onto a piece of paper, but no, philistines, twice no. He has deftly brought together a feast for both the eyes and mouth by subtly blending both cheese AND smoky bacon flavours of the baked snacks. He looks pleased with his efforts because he IS pleased – and deservedly so (plus he got to scoff his work of art a second after these photos were taken.

But if you think my five-year-old is gifted (and I’m sure you do), take a look at the effort of his older brother – and peek into the disturbing nature of his eight-year-old mind. This is a Bone Shower. The bones are aliens. The aliens have come to take over the world. Which is populated mainly by Oddities-shaped men, ducks and tennis rackets. Obviously.

 

Yet there is more to Snack Art than mere collaging. My stepdaughter’s cartoon storyboard is testament to this. It tells the story of Alla and Jacob (a subliminal advertising message from her own highly commercial brain – she should be on The Apprentice) who battle, or meet, or something, some Space Ducks. And Andy Murray. Something like that. And note the extraordinarily subtle call to action at the end of her storyboard – Proctor & Gamble, eat your hearts out.

So there we have them: my three children – creative geniuses, baked snack artists. And the moral of this story? You CAN play with your food!

For the avoidance of doubt – and I’m sure there is none – this is a sponsored post for Jacob’s Oddities, for which my children and I have been paid in wheat-based snacks.

 

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A question from a guilty parent: Do computers damage young children’s brains?

My kids are a little too fond of computers for my liking. But let’s face it, they’re a very cost-effective babysitter when you’re trying to get on with more important things than playing Guess Who? Such as writing this blog, for instance.

But in guilt-stricken moments, I do find myself asking: Do computers damage young children’s brains?

It’s a question many of us hard-pushed parents struggle with when we’re juggling the demands of preparing meals, housework and god knows what else each and every day.

It is so much easier to plonk them in front of a screen and let our little ‘uns get on with it while we get on with the relentlessness of domestic life.

It’s especially difficult to keep them away from small-screen entertainment when young ones have older siblings.

If their older brothers and sisters are allowed to play on Moshi Monsters, Bin Weevils or Club Penguin – or lord knows what else – then why can’t they?

You’re a better parent than me if you can resist a tantrum or a sulky face – or faces, if you insist that no one can play rather than allow one to go online.

And let’s face it, the line of least resistance is the line many of us reluctantly follow.

So I was heartened this week to read that computer time, even for children as young as three years old, is no bad thing.

The logic goes that the whole of mankind is going to exist online one day, so why not give our offspring a head start?

It’s a question that has been worked on by boffins in America. In 2007, MIT’s Lifelong Kindergarten group released a computer programme called Scratch, aimed at kids aged 8 to 13.

It allows them to build animations, games, music, videos and stories using the child-friendly programming language.

Scratch allows children to snap together graphical blocks of instructions, like Lego bricks, to control sprites-the movable objects that perform actions. Sprites can dance, sing, run and talk.

Now they’ve turned their attentions to Scratch Jr, a new version aimed at children aged 3 to 8.

The new project raises questions about childhood development and digital learning, and just how early kids should be introduced to computers.

Unsurprisingly, Mitch Resnick, director of the Lifelong Kindergarten group, is its fiercest advocate.

Resnick was struck by the lack of software that enabled kids to go beyond playing with other people’s media. There was nothing that encouraged them to make their own interactive stories and games.

“Computers for most people are black boxes,” he said.

“I believe kids should understand objects are ‘smart’ not because they’re just smart, but because someone programmed them to be smart.

“What’s most important to me is that young children start to develop a relationship with the computer where they feel they’re in control.

“We don’t want kids to see the computer as something where they just browse and click. We want them to see digital technologies as something they can use to express themselves.”

And he is almost evangelical about its benefits – and importance to future society.

“At one point, there was a growing realisation that people needed to learn how to write as well as read,” Resnick said. “They needed to be able to express themselves as well as understand how other people expressed themselves.

Now it’s the same with new media. It’s not enough to be able to interact with new technologies; you have to be able to create with new technologies.

I’ve seen first-hand how enticing and – in my opinion – educational computers can be in my own family.

My three children – aged 10, seven and four – use them for everything from homework to entertainment relaxation.

And for me, as a working-from-home primary carer dad, I confess they are a a godsend at keeping the kids occupied while I get on with other stuff that needs to be done around a busy and cluttered family home.

But I can also see the dark side. My four year-old’s first waking thought is to go on the computer. His first request on getting home from school is to go on the computer.

This is a boy who I believe may have delayed speech issues and I wonder if my allowing him to access the computer so much is part of the problem.

My excuse is sheer lack of willpower on my part. If my youngest’s brother and sister have access, then he wants access, too – and boy, does he let me know it if I deprive him.

In other words, I let him play on Moshi, or Bin Weevils, or Club Penguin because it’s the easy option.

But is it damaging him?

Some experts believe the answer is an unequivocal Yes.

They argue that time in front of a computer screen fundamentally changes a child’s brain chemistry, and even damages young brains.

Baroness Professor Susan Greenfield, director of the Royal Institution believes this could be creating a generation blighted by obesity and gambling.

Writing for the Frontline Club, she said: “The human brain is exquisitely sensitive to every event. We cannot complacently take it that our ways of learning and thinking will remain constant.

“Humans are highly responsive to change and so quick to adapt – in part because of the prefrontal cortex.

“If we were to scan the brains of young people who spend a lot of time playing computer games and in chatrooms, we would find that the prefrontal cortex is damaged, underdeveloped or underactive – just as it is in gamblers, schizophrenics or the obese.

“We would find that they become confused between reality and screen life in their virtual world. And that in this confusion, they risk losing, neurologically, the ability to think.

“For centuries, humans have listened to stories that have long working memories. When you read a book, the author takes you by the hand and you travel from the beginning to the middle to the end in a continuous narrative of interconnected steps.

“We can then compare one narrative with another and so build up a conceptual framework that enables us to evaluate further journeys which, in turn, will influence our individualised framework.

“We can place an isolated fact in a context that gives it a significance. The narrative – the basis of traditional education – enables us to turn information into knowledge.

“Now imagine there is no robust conceptual framework. You are sitting in front of a multimedia presentation, such as a computer game or chatroom, where you are unable, because you have not had the experience of many different intellectual journeys, to evaluate what is flashing up on the screen.

The immediate reaction would be to place a premium on the most obvious feature – the sensory content, the ‘yuk’ and ‘wow’ factor. You would be having an experience rather than learning.

“The sounds and sights of a fast-moving multimedia presentation displace any time for reflection or any idiosyncratic or imaginative connections we might make as we turn the pages, and then stare at a wall to reflect upon them.

“Screen life has no memory: it is reaction-action-reaction-action-reaction. If you live in that cacophonic environment for six hours or more a day and at a time when the prefrontal cortex is forming, becoming developed and active, what is going to be the effect?

“In neurochemical terms, it is similar to gambling or taking drugs. It shows the same disregard for consequence and a confusion between reality and screen life as if you beat up an old lady on the street, recorded it with your mobile and put it on YouTube.

“The hypothesis is that those exposed to this environment over a period of time become emotionally stunted.

“It is hard to see how living this way on a daily basis will not result in brains becoming different from those of previous generations.”

Perhaps, though, there is somewhere in the middle; somewhere that we parents can feel comfortable about allowing our offspring to engage in the modern reality of computers whilst at the same time nurturing the wider aspect of their development.

Speech and language therapist Sophie Jankel agrees.

She told parentdish.co.uk: “In general it’s one of those things that needs to be done in moderation.

“It can definitely help to aid in their understanding of language and perhaps problem solving skills also (now you can use iPad apps that are specificaly designed to aid in children’s development of speech and language).

“However it doesn’t give them opportunities to develop their speaking, or social skills and can be detrimental to their attention skills as they may only be able to focus on it because of how visually appealing it is and the sounds that go with it.

“It’s good to use computer games as a reward to help motivate a child and help then follow adult led instructions/activities, in which case its use needs to be restricted at all other times so they are not able to access it.

“In general it’s better for a child to interact with adults or other children but playing a computer game from time to time won’t harm them as long as its not the only input they’re getting.”

• I wrote originally wrote this article for the website Parentdish

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