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Beast Quest: The way to get a reluctant seven year-old boy to read

As most parents of little boys know, it is very difficult to get them into reading. Too much energy, too many distractions, too flitty-flighty in the concentration stakes.

Now my seven year-old son, Tom, happens to be pretty good at reading. He’s one of the best (boys, I might add) in his class and consistently gets 20 out of 20 in the weekly spelling tests.

But this has got nothing to do with his voluntarily participation in the process – it’s because he has a nagging Tiger Father on his back from hometime until bedtime.

This trait is both historical and based on an innate fear of failure – not his, but mine as a housedad.

I was skipping through chapter books when I was four years old (so my parents told me) but back then, in the late ’60s, I didn’t have the distractions of television, computer games and Wii.

What boy on the planet would want to read when there is a passive virtual world at your fingertips to explore?

And that’s where the fear of failure comes in. Since I became a housedad two years ago, I have constantly measured myself against my wife’s success as a Stay-At-Home-Mum before she and I swapped roles, and her role as an executive now that she is bringing home the bacon.

I need to earn my keep. I have always been results-driven, but without a monthly salary to show for my endeavours I need to prove it in other ways i.e. through the nurture, education and success of my children.

Pitiful, isn’t it?

But a Tiger Housedad can’t change his stripes! And thus, each and every evening, I strive to read, not only with my son, but his older sister and younger brother, too.

It can often be relentless and exhausting, not to mention utterly tedious. The middle child, especially, sees reading as a chore to get through so that he can get his ‘reward’ on the computer or in front of the box.

‘It would be so fantastic if one day, just ONE day, you would say to me: “Dad, I’d like to read my book now”, instead of me having to nag you about it,” I preach to him most nights.

But of course, he never does.

But just as my patience was about to snap, my high-flying wife flew to the rescue – as she so often does – by coming home one evening with a book that completely captured our boy’s attention and imagination.

‘Beast Quest: Ferno the Fire Dragon.’

What seven year-old could resist a title like that, not to mention the fantastic illustration on the cover of a young lad fighting a fire-breathing dragon on the cover.

‘What made you think of that?’ I asked my wife.

‘The hero’s called Tom,’ she said, matter-of-factly.

Serendipity!

At first, both my wife and I took up the challenge to read the story with our Tom, dramatising both the voices and the actions of the sword-bearing slayer as he hunted down the dragon on a lengthy quest to defeat all the beasts in town, with an eventual goal to free his kingdom from the evils of a wicked wizard.

Oh what a simple plot. Oh, what a BRILLIANT plot. And, of, what a GENIUS commercial rouse – for there are around SIXTY books in the series, written by a late-20s history geek called Adam Blade (that can’t be his real name, surely!)

But who cares about its provenance – it’s the stories that count, and my son is completely hooked. He sped through the first book, which introduces the main characters (Tom, his trusty stallion Storm, his friend Elenna and her loyal wolf Silver), and then asked if he could get the next one.

The books are so cleverly written in that each ends with the Prologue of the next. In other words, a collectable – and you know what young boys are like with collecting things.

‘I want to read them ALL,’ said my Tom.

Which, at around a fiver a time, is going to cost me something like 300 quid. More expensive than the rocks and pebbles he’s been amassing, but a damn sight more educational.

I’ve bought the first seven, and he’s nearly finished the second – Sepron, the Sea Serpent – with a thirst to get on with the third – Arcta, the Mountain Giant.

 

Perhaps I can persuade Mr Blade to write a 61st: Housedad: The Tiger Father. Just a thought.

Anyway, if you’re interested in knowing more about these books, here’s a little pressee I’ve cut and pasted from Wikipedia about them.

“Tom is the protagonist of the series, a hero Avantia, and the only son of the legendary Taladon Swift, a Knight of Avantia. Tom inherited his great courage and valor from his father who disappeared mysteriously when he was a baby, leaving him to be brought up by his uncle and aunt in the village of Errinel. At the start of the first series of novels, the King of Avantia, King Hugo, invites Tom to embark on a quest to free the kingdom from the evil curses placed upon the Beasts that protect it. With his trusted companion, Elenna, Tom travels across Avantia, guided by a magic map. Accompanied by Storm, a jet-black stallion, and a faithful wolf named Silver, the two of them face the biggest adventures of their lives. Together, they set out to defeat the evil wizard Malvel and free the kingdom. In every Beast Quest book published to date, Tom declares his specific mission by proclaiming his catchphrase ‘While there’s blood in my veins!’”

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If the weather’s bad…here’s how to get your kids to exercise!

Well, it’s better than using it as a clothes drier, which is all it’s been good for since we bought it!

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Recipe Shed: Dolcelatte-stuffed Chicken Kievs

Dolcelatte means ‘sweet milk’ in Italian and the cheese is as creamy and sweet as it says on the tin. It makes a wonderful oozing filling for kiev-style chicken breasts. The cheese keeps the chicken moist from inside-out and works as a creamy condiment if served with a baked potato.

Serves 2

2 chicken breasts, skinless
60g Dolcelatte
2 tbsp plain flour
1 egg
6 tbsp fresh breadcrumbs
1 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tsp paprika
1 tsp salt
1 tsp freshly ground black pepper
500ml vegetable or sunflower oil

1. Butterfly the chicken breasts by slicing through the thickest part with a very sharp knife and opening flat out onto a sheet of clingfilm or chopping board.

2. Divide the Dolcelatte between the breasts and place chunks down the centre of each.

3. Roll the breasts into parcels, taking care to enclose all of the cheese.

4. Arrange three small plates: put the flour onto one; beat an egg onto another; and the breadcrumbs, seasoned with the cayenne, paprika, salt and pepper, onto the third.

5. Carefully dip the rolled chicken breasts into the flour, then into the egg, then finally into the breadcrumbs, pressing down so that the parcels are completely covered and enclosed.

6. Preheat the oven to 180C/Gas 4. Heat the oil in a large frying pan until very hot. Carefully lower each chicken parcel into the oil and cook to seal the parcels on one side for about 2 mins, taking care not to burn the breadcrumbs. Flip over and cook the other side for 2 mins; then flip again.

7. When the parcels are completely sealed and the breadcrumbs are crisp and golden, transfer the parcels to a lightly oiled baking tray and put in the oven. Cook for 15-20 mins, until the chicken is cooked through, but still very moist and tender. I like mine to have barely left the pink stage, but I have an iron-clad stomach so you might want to cook for longer.

8. If the cheese has oozed out of the parcels, as mine did, drizzle over the kievs and baked potato when you plate up.

 

 

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Listography: Top 5 Wishes For My Children

KateTakes5′s Listography this week is one to make any parent gulp! My mum and dad never had any wishes for their kids, beyond the usual,  ’As long as they’re happy and healthy’ and I’m glad to report that, 90 per cent of the time, their wishes have been fulfilled.

But we live in a more competitive age. Of course we still want those age-old ambitions of happiness and health, but we also require oh so much more.

So here are my Top 5 Wishes For My Children…

1. THAT THEY LEAVE HOME AT 16
That was the age I left home and it was the best thing that could have ever happened for the relationship with my parents before we killed each other. I love my kids dearly, but with one bathroom between us and the fact that the stepdaughter already spends half an hour in their in the mornings, plus the fact that my sons are, according to the Centile Scale, are going to be at least 6ft 2, I think it’s for the best that they vacate the property as soon as it is legal for them to do so.

2. THAT THEY EARN MILLIONS SO THEY CAN BANKROLL MY DREAM OF OWNING A RESTAURANT
I didn’t have kids out of love and connection, I had them for the same reasons I bought a flat: an investment. Those little guys are my pension. It is why I devote hours of my precious time to the Housedad’s Homework Club – so that they will soar to success in their chosen professions – as long as those ‘chosen’ professions earn them squillions. I reckon the King of Saudi’s Harem Keeper might be quite lucrative. Then I can crack on with RHD’s STEAK, CHEESE AND THICE-COOKED CHIPS GRILL.

3. THAT THEY HAVE GRANDKIDS BEFORE I DIE
At 48, I’m not the youngest of dads. I didn’t have my first-born until I was 41. If my eldest son waits that long I will have been pushing up the daisies long before he becomes a dad. Which would be a shame, because I know how much my dad gets out of his grandkids when we visit. I’d like to experience some of that, too. Twice a year. That would be enough.

4. THAT THEIR OWN CHILDREN ARE AS MESSY AS MINE
So that they can experience the sheer hell of listening to one’s nagging, hectoring voice day-in, day-out as I plead with them to tidy their bedrooms/pick up the towels/throw the sweet wrapper in the bin/throw that banana skin away, before adding: ‘THIS IS MY HOME, NOT A RUBBISH TIP – JUST YOU WAIT ‘TIL YOU GET A PLACE OF YOUR OWN, I’M GOING TO COME ALONG WITH A GIANT RUBBISH LORRY AND TIP IT ALL OVER YOUR CARPETS’

5. THAT THEY ARE POLITE, SELF-AWARE AND ALWAYS RESPECT THEIR ELDERS…
..especially me.

• What wishes do you have for your children? Head over to Kate’s Listography and share yours.

 

 

 

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