Listography: 5 Beauty Products I Couldn’t Live Without

There was an apology from KateTakes5 on this week’s Listography. A sexist apology, I might add. Why can’t men join in with the 5 Beauty Products them of this week’s list? I very much beg to differ. Here are mine…

1. LE BRUSH DE CHEVEUX

The elegance de le Brosse Relucteau MaisonPere is a must for every metrosexual male. It brushes, it combs, it untangles…it does everything a brush should do and, well, not a lot more. An essential for every man about the house.

2. LE BRUSH DE TEETH

No man should be without this enamel cleaning interface application. Used in conjunction with the Tooth de Paste (see below), everyone from the postman to the guy who delivers stuff from Amazon will benefit from your winning smile.

3. TOOTH DE PASTE

Other brands are also available.

4. LE FLANNEL DES ENFANTS

For the family homme who likes to get closer to his children, use their Flannel de Ben 10 rather than buying one of your own. Especially effective on armpits.

5. MAINS DE CLEANSER

Can also be used on the le visage and other body parts.

• What are you Top 5 Beauty Products? Head over to le Listographie and share yours. Allez vous!

 

 

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10 Responses to Listography: 5 Beauty Products I Couldn’t Live Without

  1. FayC

    Haha, very good!

  2. You have been squeezing the tooth paste from both the top and the bottom.

    What about the “squeezed middle?”

    #justasking

  3. LOL – Le Brush de Teeth? Surely it’s a Dentibrrrrrosh?

  4. Tres amusant mon amie. Y je suis desole por la remark sexiste. (Grande fille.)

  5. great list & so beautifully written! x

  6. What, you mean you don’t use foundation, concealer, moisturiser, fake tan etc etc? Ha Ha!

  7. I thought my list was simple. You’ve put me to shame!