Listography: Randoms

KateTakes5’s Listography this week is Top 5 Randoms. She has focused on Random Things She LIkes. Mine are even more random than that – stuff that’s just popped into my head as I’ve been writing this post. Head over to Kate’s blog to add your own.

1) Whatever temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature

2) I used to be a werewolf, but I’m alright now-ow-wooooooooo

3) ‘Mother, what is that in the road, that looks like raspberry jam?’
‘Hush, hush, my child, it is your father. Run over by a tram.’

4) Hard butter, straight from the fridge, cut into chunks and eaten like cheese

5) The head on a pint of beer has to be at least 1.5cm thick, otherwise I send it back and ask for another




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18 Responses to Listography: Randoms

  1. That is very random! Butter eaten as cheese? Oh be still my heart.

  2. I used to eat butter when I was a kid – it sounds revolting now but I wonder if I was craving the calcium as I didn’t like milk or cheese. Regarding room temperature, it is isn’t it.

  3. Ixy

    Well, those are random alright. I can see why you’re howling – it was a full moon last night.

  4. I’m not sure if that is random or just deranged…

  5. I like how literally you took the random-ness of the Listography topic!

  6. I’m with Kate – you’re totally bonkers!!

    *clicks follow..*

  7. Butter? Noooo! Don’t be mank. And the beer? Really? You northerner!

    However, I completely love the randomness of your thoughts

  8. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat raspberry jam ever again…

  9. Random thoughts indeed…butter cubes ??? Really???

  10. I have chest pains thinking about that butter eaten straight out of the fridge!

  11. Urgh, butter eaten as cheese.

    But no.1 totally makes sense to me.

  12. I’m not quite sure what to say about this. You’d have thought the lycanthropy thing would be most disturbing but I can’t get on board with the butter – the very notion is making me retch. You strange man.

  13. Truly random, spot on brief! Think I can only empathize with the beer one!

  14. This list should be the definition of random…

  15. Jay

    There used to be a first line something like:
    “what have we here that smells like beer and looks like raspberry jam?”