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Recipe Shed: Balti Chicken with Spinach and Chickpeas


I admit, I’ve gone a bit overboard with the SPICES theme to this week’s Recipe Shed. But if a job’s worth doing, it’s worth going completely over the top in the doing of it.

This is an article I wrote for the gloriously delicious Chaat magazine, showcase of the British Curry Club. You have to be a dedicated spice lover to even contemplate this, but the rewards are worth it. Oh yes.

HOW TO MAKE D.I.Y BALTI IN YOUR OWN KITCHEN

First things first: THE BALTI WORKSHOP

The Balti Pan
The Balti frying pan is known as a karahi. It is to Balti cooking what the wok is to Chinese. The karahi is a circular two-handed, all-purpose cooking pan used for stir-frying, simmering, frying and deep-frying. Small ones are used to serve food in and serve them straight to the table. If you don’t own one, you can use a frying pan.

Next: BASIC BALTI SPICE MIXES
Make a batch of these masalas, store them in your cupboard then rustle up a Balti whenever the mood takes your fancy

1) BALTI MASALA

Makes 200g

WHOLE SPICES
4 tbsp coriander seeds
2 tbsp cumin seeds
2 x 5cm cinnamon sticks
1 tbsp fennel seeds
4 cloves
1 tbsp black onion seeds
1 tbsp fenugreek seeds
1 tbsp green cardamom seeds
2 dried bay leaves
1 tbsp black peppercorns
1 tbsp fenugreek leaves
10 curry leaves
1 tbsp poppy seeds
1 tbsp black mustard seeds
1 tsp lovage seeds

GROUND SPICES
2 tsp turmeric
2 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp ginger powder
1 tsp paprika
1-2 tsp chilli powder (to your taste)

1. Roast, cool and grind the whole spices

2. Mix well with the ground spices and store


2) BALTI GARAM MASALA

Makes 100g

2 tbsp coriander seeds
1 tbsp cumin seeds
2 tbsp aniseed
2 x 5cm cinnamon sticks
1 tbsp green cardamom seeds
4 cloves
1 tbsp dried mint leaves
4-6 bay leaves

1. Roast, cool and grind the whole spices

2. Mix well with the ground spices and store

3) BALTI CHICKEN STOCK

Makes 1 litre

1 free-range chicken, about 1.8kg
5 garlic cloves, quartered
1 onion, roughly chopped
3 bay leaves
2 tbsp Balti masala spice mix (see above)
2 celery sticks, chopped
1 large carrot, chopped
1 tbsp sugar
1 tsp salt
1 litre water

1. Remove the meat from the chicken and put aside for another recipe.

2. Cut the carcass into joints and put in a large lidded saucepan. Add the rest of the ingredients, over with water and bring to the boil.

3. Lower the heat, put the lid on and simmer for 30 mins. Check and add more water if needed. Simmer for a further 30 mins.

4. Strain the stock. Discard the solids. Leave to cool.

5. Transfer into sterilised jars and refrigerate or freeze until you need them.

Recipe Shed

And finally, put it altogether for this sensational recipe: BALTI CHICKEN, SPINACH, CHICKPEAS AND TOMATOES

Serves 2

2 boneless, skinless free-range chicken breasts
3 tbsp Greek natural yogurt
2 tbsp ghee or vegetable oil
1 onion, finely chopped
3 garlic cloves, finely chopped
2 tbsp Balti masala spice mix (see above)
4 tomatoes
200g chickpeas, (from a can), drained and rinsed
200g fresh spinach leaves
100ml Balti chicken stock (see above)
1 tbsp Balti garam masala (see above)
Salt, to taste

1. Chop the chicken into chunks and in a non-metallic bowl combine with the yogurt and 1 tbsp of Balti masala mix. Chill in the fridge for 2 hours, or overnight.

2. Heat 1 tbsp ghee or oil in a large frying pan and add the onion, then the garlic and gently cook for 8-10 mins until the onion is soft and translucent.

3. Add the Balti masala and stir for 30 secs, taking care not to burn the spices.

4. Add the tomatoes, chickpeas and stock. Bring to the boil, then lower the heat and simmer for 10 mins.

5. Add the chicken and yogurt marinade, increase the heat and cook on a high heat for 15-20 mins until the sauce has reduced and thickened.

6. Add the Balti garam masala, stir, then the spinach leaves and cook for a further 5 mins until the spinach has wilted.

7. Serve with your favourite vegetable curry dish and naan bread or chapatis.

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NEXT WEEK’S THEME: In complete contrast to the extravaganza above, next week’s Recipe Shed theme will be: LESS THAN 5 INGREDIENTS

 

 

 

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10 Parenting Strategies That Really Work (*scientifically tried and tested by one housedad)

I’ve learned a lot during my six long months as a Reluctant Housedad, not least how to get my children to do what I want them to do. This was not something I merely stumbled on, but an achievement based on trial and error, thought and experiment.

My children are my stepdaughter, aged nine, and sons, aged six and three. In other words, their needs, quirks and behaviour are all very different.

But these strategies are a one-size-fits-all approach to successful parent. By following them I have broken my kids like a cowboy breaks wild ponies. Tough love, that’s the way forward, deployed in the same way my wife deploys it on me when I beg her for a night out with my mates i.e: ‘Tough, love!’

Strategy 1: CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES
If you want your toddler to go to nursery in colour coordinated T-shirt and trousers but he wants to wear just his underpants, let him. The freezing cold weather, the mocking stares from his peers, the fact that his undies are too big because they’re hand-me-downs from his brother will soon dawn on him as the less-enlightened of his decisions and in now time he’ll be begging you to dress him in whatever outfit you decide.

Strategy 2: LET THEM EAT CAKE
Or biscuits, or chocolate, or any other rubbish them fancy. Let them eat it until they’re sick of the sight of it. And in no time at all (a couple of months), they’ll be begging you for steamed broccoli, alfalfa sprouts and mung bean salads. They may become obese in the meantime, but they’ll soon burn it off (see Strategy 3)

STRATEGY 3: GET THEM EXERCISING
This doesn’t need to involve the latest sports gear, trendy trainers. or expensive after-school clubs. ‘Fetch and carry’ is the way forward. ‘Fetch me the remote control’; ‘Carry these shopping bags for me’; ‘Fetch me a biscuit – and while you’re at it, a cup of tea. Milk, one sugar’; ‘Carry the empty cornflake packets and newspapers down to the recycling bin. Go on, be a love.’

Strategy 4: MAKE HOUSEWORK FUN
Fun for you, that is. Tell them the vacuum cleaner is a monster that has to eat all the dusty bunnies; that picking their clothes up off the floor will reveal some hidden treasure; that reading will help them beat their virtual pals at computer games. Get them to clear their toys away against the stopwatch. Get them to race each other: the quickest in-and-out of the bath; the fastest to put their pyjamas on.

Strategy 5: SPONSOR THEIR SILENCE
This is worth saving up for. Put aside all the loose change you usually chuck on the mantelpiece and then offer it as a prize, ideally on a Saturday morning after a heavy Friday night. The first one to speak has to make Mummy and Daddy breakfast (or, ideally, lunch) in bed. (Note: This doesn’t work on a three-year-old).

Strategy 6: BAN ELONGATED VOWELS
As in ‘Daaaaaaaaaad’. If they don’t comply, offer them a substitute, ideally; ‘Muuuuuuuuuuuum’. Give them a sweet every time they use the latter instead of the former.

Strategy 7: PUT AN END TO BICKERING
A little outlay is needed for this one, but you have to speculate to accumulate. Padlocks and earplugs can be indispensable. When the bickering starts, send them to separate rooms, then padlock the doors. Insert earplugs and go for a lie down.

Strategy 8: TREAT THEM LIKE GROWN-UPS
Children love this. It makes them feel special, respected. But how? Take them to the pub. Get them to use their Tooth Fairy money to stand their round. Trust – and trust is very important in a parent-child relationship – them not to tell their mother where they’ve been all afternoon.

Strategy 9: TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM
But do it sparingly. Kids are saps for praise. It’s what makes them tick. But if you do it too often, they become immune to it. If you always follow it with the word ‘When’ then you can’t go wrong e.g. ‘I love you…when you do the dishes’; ‘I love you…when you let Daddy have a rest for an hour while you’re doing your homework’; ‘I love you…when you use your initiative and build the bloody Lego fort I bought you for Christmas without asking me to do it for you’; ‘I love you…when you put all the peas in your mouth and not on the floor’; ‘I love you…when you don’t use my laptop as a receptacle for your crisp crumbs and spilled juice’; ‘I love you…when you’re asleep!’

Strategy 10: USE THE ULTIMATE SANCTION
If all else fails, threaten them with the six words that instil fear into whatever child of whatever age group (well, in our household anyway): Wait. ‘Til. Your. Mother. Gets. Home!

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The Gallery: My Weekend – All the fun of the fairs!

It’s that time of year when the fairs and fetes are coming thick and fast. Personally, I can’t wait for them to all be over so I can stop feeling the relentless pressure to ‘get involved’ and ‘have fun’. (I’m a misterable so-and-so  – fun is anathema).

But, hey, I take my Out-And-About-Dad duties seriously, and if my kids find enjoyment with covering their faces with candy floss and throwing up on teacup rides, my job is to facilitate.

And do  you know what? It was fantastic. All of it. Highlights were the pirate ship bouncy castle, the oldest decorating cakes, the middle ‘un riding a surf board, the littlest getting a tattoo on his fat belly. I know, I know, all sounds rather tame, but they enjoyed it, me and their mother enjoyed it – especially when we stumbled across a simply awesome blues band letting rip in the sunshine fronted by that famous bluesgrass singer…Bill Oddie. And he was billoddie goodie, too!

 

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When the heavens open there’s only one thing a dad can do (give him the shirt off your back!)

My three year-old son’s class trip to a nature park this morning started off gloriously. The sun was shining so I misguidedly thought a T-shirt and sandals would be enough to get him through the day.

And then the heavens opened!

All the other kids’ parents on the trip had given some thought to the weather forecast and had wisely packed Pac-a-Macs and capes into their children’s rucksacks along with the sandwiches and cereal bars.

But, no, not I. Not Mr Know-It-All. I had to be different! Fortunately, I had decided to wear a T-shirt vest under my shirt so when the floods did flash, there was only one thing to do: give him the shirt off my back. I whipped off my shirt, exposed my lovely man boobs – wet T-shirt-content-style – and let my little ‘un reap the benefit!

 

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